fukkkres: mom on phone: where are you? me: somewhere wearing a big hat *hangs up*
kingofconeyisland: When I find myself in times of trouble Mother Lana comes to me Speaking words of wisdom
meliong: Cya nerds.
cosmo sex tip #669
allaboardthekevintran: when you grab his shaft, yell “pull the lever kronk”
purplewhalesofdeath: *Laminated paper wobbling sound*