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December 2009
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Tis' the last day of Year 2009,
THE YEAR OF DEATH!
Going to the airport in a bit to bid my sister farewell. It was a good week with her and I’ll miss her, but I’m not too saddened by her departure.
See you in the Spring when I visit New York!
So I was staring a Fatso’s pug mug for awhile and realized that his bottom lip looks like a nigga’s lip.
March 7th 2009
D: 11:11!
G: Not anymore.
D: Well, that's okay. I couldn't wish for anything more. I already have what I want.
Cause it sucks mule dick-tip dripping, that’s why.
– Your’s truly.
My idea of a good day is winning 1,000 coins in Pet Society’s daily lottery.
‘A Christmas Story’ on in thee background. Waiting for Christmas dinner to kick off. Then presents galore at midnight! 45 more minutes. C’mon!
Is anyone else bothered how Kesha sounds like spin-off of UFFIE? ;|
Tomorrow my sister arrives home. Hah! I win her this time, New York City!
Oh, mother! How amusing you are. And you wonder why I don’t talk to you. It’s not because you’re uptight, OR anal, OR ridiculously controlling. It’s actually all of thee above. I know it’s out of love, but really, you underestimate my judgement. Give me a chance to show you I’m ready. If getting top grades is not enough. If taking responsibility for my...
Dear Rockaela,
I have a new mission for you. Instead of looking up albino animals, please look up two-headed animals. It’s just as enjoyable.
Love, Dawn